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Like, and I'm talking about really small things, like I'm gonna go take a shit. Yeah, like little things like that. You're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom now. I'm like, oh, I can, I can go to the bathroom now. I can, you know, take my time. Just little things. I went to the doctor, like, that I hadn't been in so long. They were like, where have you been? Like, you're supposed to be here. I'm like, I know, my Dave's out of town. But like, and like, so like little things like that are great. Like, because it's like you feel like a person.

February 15, 202016:57Jason
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David16:49
Explain.
Jason16:50
And then they're great again. David, when you're gone, it's literally like being out of prison. Like the amount of freedom that you feel.
David16:57
Sure.
Jason16:57
Like, and I'm talking about really small things, like I'm gonna go take a shit. Yeah, like little things like that. You're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom now. I'm like, oh, I can, I can go to the bathroom now. I can, you know, take my time. Just little things. I went to the doctor, like, that I hadn't been in so long. They were like, where have you been? Like, you're supposed to be here. I'm…
David17:25
You're like, oh, it's because I'm not like hounding you to come and shoot and stuff.
Jason17:28
Yeah, yeah. And it's just more leisurely. But then the bad side is like the crew is like not, not doing good without you, you know what I mean? Like, like I went to lunch with Zane and Todd and it's like nothing's happening. Sure, no one's turning the camera…
David18:06
It was fucking bullshit. Oops. The first night I was gone, I fucking check Insta stories and Jason is fucking running around the bar doing karaoke at a fucking bar we go to. And just like dancing with every single person there so lively. And I was— and I show…