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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Well, I waited for you to get up, but you were so out cold. I was like, all right, well, he's not going to wake up for a while.

February 15, 202016:14Jason
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David15:22
I don't know, it's a little bit tough.
Jason15:24
I put stuffed animals on you in first class once.
David15:26
That was so funny. We're sitting in JetBlue Mint and you can lay down in the seats. They're really fucking great. So I lay down and I went to bed, and I woke up with like a Buzz Lightyear like stuffed fucking action figure right by my arm. And I didn't know w…
Jason16:14
Well, I waited for you to get up, but you were so out cold. I was like, all right, well, he's not going to wake up for a while.
David16:20
I think Jason just wanted to put those stuffed animals on me so he could take a picture and then tweet it and be like, look, look what a fucking loser David is sleeping with stuffed animals. What did you guys do while I was at Fashion Week?
Jason16:31
Oh, things are weird when you're gone, man.
David16:34
It looked like you're about to say great. It looked like you were about to say things are great when you're gone.