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It was. And then that night he was— he walked over to Charlie and he was like, he's like, he's like, please, please play music with me, please. He's like, I need someone to bounce off of. He's like, I don't sing like you sing. And Charlie, she just goes, no, she goes, I don't She's like, I don't like what you're into. She's like, I'm just not into that kind of music. She's like, no thanks, sorry. Like that. And then the next day we got the DM and I was like, huh, Charlie? I'm like, look who's into Wyatt's music now. She was like, did you tell him that I can sing? And I was like, no, I didn't say anything about you. That's so, so funny because one of my kids like works really hard and thinks he's not good and the other one fucking doesn't do any work at all and thinks she's amazing. That's the difference between the two. But anyway, so that made our day when that happened.

February 15, 202012:54Jason
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David12:35
If this is the first podcast you're listening to, they're gonna be like, what? Yeah, Phineas supports what?
Jason12:40
No, it's the— it's a saga because it's a song that he worked on for a long time. And then it ended up being a pretty good song. Whatever.
David12:47
Yeah, it's a song that he had to do some kind of project and he did a fucking song, which is crazy. And it— and to be fair, it was surprisingly really good.
Jason12:54
It was. And then that night he was— he walked over to Charlie and he was like, he's like, he's like, please, please play music with me, please. He's like, I need someone to bounce off of. He's like, I don't sing like you sing. And Charlie, she just goes, no, she goes, I don't She's like, I don't like what you're into. She's like, I'm just not into that kind of music. She's like, no thanks, sorry.…
David13:39
You guys, bro, that would be— that would be the best if fucking your kid turned out Like Phineas and Billie Eilish. That would be the best because it'd be just like, imagine all the times we just talk shit about your son. Yeah, just fucking— I want someone, p…
Jason14:09
Yeah.
David14:10
Did you see the new airplane video going around on Twitter?