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To come and play like a private show. And that is literally nothing. That's like me being like, can you go to Subway and get me a 6-inch? That's not even a fucking footlong. Like, that's what it is for Ed Sheeran to come and play. On fucking Jeff, probably on As Jeff Bezos Is Taking a Bath. Ed Sheeran will run through his entire tracklist and then maybe Jeff will be like, wait, Ed, isn't Snoop Dogg with you on that song? And Ed will be like, well, yeah. And then he'll call Snoop and then Snoop will come and there'll be a fucking full collaboration.
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He probably doesn't have to pay him.
It's one— he doesn't have to pay him, probably. But how easy is that? Like, Ed, I think Ed would charge, like, I'm just guessing, somewhere around $1 million.
Sure.
To come and play like a private show. And that is literally nothing. That's like me being like, can you go to Subway and get me a 6-inch? That's not even a fucking footlong. Like, that's what it is for Ed Sheeran to come and play. On fucking Jeff, probably on As Jeff Bezos Is Taking a Bath. Ed Sheeran will run through his entire tracklist and then maybe Jeff will be like, wait, Ed, isn't Snoop Do…
Not even a special occasion. No, just because he's having a croissant.
So much money, Jason. It's so much money. And it's—
but is he happy?