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It's one— he doesn't have to pay him, probably. But how easy is that? Like, Ed, I think Ed would charge, like, I'm just guessing, somewhere around $1 million.
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You're right. No, yeah, I would do things like that. Yeah, I could like hire Ed Sheeran. Yeah, come entertain Wyatt.
Isn't that crazy for Jeff Bezos to have Ed Sheeran come by and just play in his living room?
He probably doesn't have to pay him.
It's one— he doesn't have to pay him, probably. But how easy is that? Like, Ed, I think Ed would charge, like, I'm just guessing, somewhere around $1 million.
Sure.
To come and play like a private show. And that is literally nothing. That's like me being like, can you go to Subway and get me a 6-inch? That's not even a fucking footlong. Like, that's what it is for Ed Sheeran to come and play. On fucking Jeff, probably on…
Not even a special occasion. No, just because he's having a croissant.