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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

He probably doesn't have to pay him.

February 15, 20208:05Jason
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David7:45
I know, but you'd buy like a crazy house and your kids would have a movie room. You buy your son a studio to record music in. Like, you have Ed Sheeran come and fucking play guitar for him in his bedroom.
Jason7:56
You're right. No, yeah, I would do things like that. Yeah, I could like hire Ed Sheeran. Yeah, come entertain Wyatt.
David8:01
Isn't that crazy for Jeff Bezos to have Ed Sheeran come by and just play in his living room?
Jason8:05
He probably doesn't have to pay him.
David8:06
It's one— he doesn't have to pay him, probably. But how easy is that? Like, Ed, I think Ed would charge, like, I'm just guessing, somewhere around $1 million.
Jason8:13
Sure.
David8:14
To come and play like a private show. And that is literally nothing. That's like me being like, can you go to Subway and get me a 6-inch? That's not even a fucking footlong. Like, that's what it is for Ed Sheeran to come and play. On fucking Jeff, probably on…