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Worst Money Ever Spent

And yeah, she always took care of me. And then I went into like the other offices at Chase private client and I was like, I'm going to invest. This is right when I bought my Tesla. I've told the story and I was like, I want to put $1 million on Tesla. And the guy's looking at me like, what? I had like a million, maybe $2 million in the bank. I actually don't know how much I have in the bank. Yeah, but I was ready to fucking risk it all on Tesla.

November 21, 202511:42David
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Jason11:32
Oh, they must have loved seeing you come in the bank.
David11:34
It was great. I had this incredible lady who worked with me. She was like an older Filipino woman. I fucking loved her.
Jason11:41
Oh, interesting.
David11:42
And yeah, she always took care of me. And then I went into like the other offices at Chase private client and I was like, I'm going to invest. This is right when I bought my Tesla. I've told the story and I was like, I want to put $1 million on Tesla. And the guy's looking at me like, what? I had like a million, maybe $2 million in the bank. I actually don't know how much I have in the bank. Yeah…
Jason12:02
Yeah.
David12:03
God, fuck, I wish I kept that money there.
Jason12:05
Why'd you sell?