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Wiping Away My Roommate's Debt

I think if aliens come, we send John. Because they'll talk to him and they'll realize this planet needs all the help it can get and we're harmless. They'll be like, you know what? The aliens will go back up to their mothership and report to the generals and be like, don't worry about this one. Nothing's happening here. They're just trying to get by.

June 24, 202528:31David
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David28:27
Annie?
Jason28:28
No, it would be I-E.
John28:30
Not a single person named Annie?
David28:31
I think if aliens come, we send John. Because they'll talk to him and they'll realize this planet needs all the help it can get and we're harmless. They'll be like, you know what? The aliens will go back up to their mothership and report to the generals and be like, don't worry about this one. Nothing's happening here. They're just trying to get by.
Jason28:56
He's, he's smart. He, he's smart about like a lot of things. He's just the language barrier.
David29:00
His—
Jason29:01
that's all it is.