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Winning $800,000 in Vegas
I know, I know, I know. Karma got me right away. Because right after I took the kiss, Steve was like, "Here you go. Here's $10,000." And I was like, "Oh!" I couldn't believe it. But it wasn't done, Dave. Was it?
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Which is insane. So then Jason gets there and Steve's paying like his buddy Tim to go and kiss random people. So the Jason of his group, the Jason of his group, and Tim will like come over to you and like kiss you on the head and like, and you have to like ru…
Yeah, I intercepted the kiss because I was like, "Oh, poor Dave. He doesn't like to be touched." And this guy's kind of old. I was like, "I'll take it for you." Which is very, very sweet.
And karma got you right away.
I know, I know, I know. Karma got me right away. Because right after I took the kiss, Steve was like, "Here you go. Here's $10,000." And I was like, "Oh!" I couldn't believe it. But it wasn't done, Dave. Was it?
No, it wasn't done.
It wasn't done. It was $10,000. And fucking Tim kissed— no, Tim tried to kiss me and he cornered me and he said, here, just kiss me. I'll give you $1,000.
Wait, what?