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I'm turning into like an old fuddy-duddy, getting really upset about like cars on my street. So then the other day there was a white van. You could only park on one side of my street. There's a white van. I was like so pissed. So then I texted my neighbors an…
Oh, so they wouldn't be mad either?
Yeah, so they wouldn't be mad either. So then I call a tow truck.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm like, I'm fucking towing this thing.
Like, do a little snitch.
They're like, they're like, we're not, we're not gonna come tow it. And I was like, but don't you get paid to tow it? Then I get a text back, it's my neighbor, he's, he's, uh, cleaning his carpets. I felt so bad. Thank God they didn't fucking come and tow it.