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Why My Assistant Quit
Well, what if you were gay and he outed you? That's even more fucked up.
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100%, I went with My buddy stayed in my hotel room because he was too lazy to take the train back to New Jersey.
So why did someone think that you guys had sex?
Because this person is a horrible person to go around saying Jason's gay because I saw— or nothing. It matters if I'm gay, like 100%. Like, I love backpedaling. No, I like— I would love it if I was gay. If I was gay, I would say it. Okay, chill. But I think i…
Well, what if you were gay and he outed you? That's even more fucked up.
Oh, is that what it is? Like, you want to come out at your own speed? Because then— oh my God, I wasn't even trying to make a joke. I'm being serious.
Like, yeah, maybe based on time.
Because why on earth are you like so defensive about it? Like, even if it didn't happen, like, the way you react, it's like you're fucking like really offended. And I'm just like, dude, chill. Like, it's not a big deal.