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Why My Assistant Quit
So the person you went into the hotel room, it is confirmed, that part of the story is true, you went with another guy.
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Okay. Here's why it's fucked up. Because number one, it is my best friend from college.
And that's who it would be that you would fuck for the first time.
Yes, it is my best friend from college and the fact that somebody who will go nameless, I know who this person is.
So the person you went into the hotel room, it is confirmed, that part of the story is true, you went with another guy.
100%, I went with My buddy stayed in my hotel room because he was too lazy to take the train back to New Jersey.
So why did someone think that you guys had sex?
Because this person is a horrible person to go around saying Jason's gay because I saw— or nothing. It matters if I'm gay, like 100%. Like, I love backpedaling. No, I like— I would love it if I was gay. If I was gay, I would say it. Okay, chill. But I think i…