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Why My Assistant Quit

Yes, you are. Why is that so fucking— okay, timeout. What Ilya is about to argue is completely right, right? Like, so many people love to work out, so he must not be crazy, right? But I see it as crazy, so I'm just arguing the opposite side. People that work out, fucking good for you. I wish I had that in me, but I genuinely don't get a rush from— not at all. And I told Ilya, I'm like, Ilya, I'm I'm falling asleep. And he's like, that's because you're not pumping hard enough. And he's like, once you start pumping hard, your fucking heart starts working hard. And I was like, dude, why are you— why is your crotch in my face right now? Um, he gets really into it. Yeah, which is cool. Like, it is his passion. Make noises. I just don't like it. And I feel like— I feel like it's so hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that people do like it. Like, I want to— I want to grab them and be like, hey, let's get out of here and take a nap. Like, let's get— it's so early. Like, let's grab breakfast. Maybe I'll come around to it. I'm really hoping—

February 8, 202227:54David
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Ilya27:31
And I was like, what? Like what?
David27:33
Lifting shit. Like, it's like, I know it sounds dumb, but there's no, like, it's not like playing pong or tennis or basketball where you're like, there's an objective and there's like an opponent. You're just like, you're staring at the mirror and like, and l…
Natalie27:53
You are your own opponent.
David27:54
Yes, you are. Why is that so fucking— okay, timeout. What Ilya is about to argue is completely right, right? Like, so many people love to work out, so he must not be crazy, right? But I see it as crazy, so I'm just arguing the opposite side. People that work out, fucking good for you. I wish I had that in me, but I genuinely don't get a rush from— not at all. And I told Ilya, I'm like, Ilya, I'm…
Ilya28:50
what about when you take runs? Don't you like that? Don't you like the runner's high?
David28:55
I do not get a runner's high. I promise you, dude. I don't know how to— you must.
Ilya29:00
No, you get a tennis high. You have a really good game of tennis. Tennis high.