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Why My Assistant Had To Start Therapy

Like as supernatural and crazy as that is, as an alien hovering over Sherman Oaks, I would still go through the steps of like, well, Gotta tweet this, gotta TikTok this. And then the crazy part is, is like, we'd get tired eventually and go to bed. It'd be like 3, 4:00 AM and we'd be like, well, we are humans and like there is an alien, but like, I'm tired, I gotta go to bed, which is so crazy. And then the next morning we'd wake up, alien is still there hovering. Maybe another day passes, same shit. Maybe Joe Biden's in there negotiating.

January 25, 20222:11David
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Jason1:36
Go over to YouTube and check me out, guys. This outfit is from Lululemon.
David1:40
You know what I was thinking about the other day? If an alien spaceship like the size of Staples Center kind of just started hovering over my house, right? And it was like midnight and it just was fucking huge. Everybody saw it. It wasn't like a little thing.…
Jason2:10
Like tons of content.
David2:11
Like as supernatural and crazy as that is, as an alien hovering over Sherman Oaks, I would still go through the steps of like, well, Gotta tweet this, gotta TikTok this. And then the crazy part is, is like, we'd get tired eventually and go to bed. It'd be like 3, 4:00 AM and we'd be like, well, we are humans and like there is an alien, but like, I'm tired, I gotta go to bed, which is so crazy. An…
Jason2:42
Joe Biden's not going in there.
David2:44
Whatever, whoever is in there negotiating.
Jason2:46
Somebody.