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Why My Assistant Had To Start Therapy
You know what I was thinking about the other day? If an alien spaceship like the size of Staples Center kind of just started hovering over my house, right? And it was like midnight and it just was fucking huge. Everybody saw it. It wasn't like a little thing. It was like— I'm telling you, it was like at level of where my house is, like in the sky. We'd be freaking out for like 3 hours. We'd probably run in from the hot tub, we'd run inside, turn the news on, right? And then we'd be like taking pictures of it. I'd be TikToking it. I'd get a TikTok, then I put my phone down, then I'd record it. But you know what I mean?
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You know what I was thinking about the other day? If an alien spaceship like the size of Staples Center kind of just started hovering over my house, right? And it was like midnight and it just was fucking huge. Everybody saw it. It wasn't like a little thing. It was like— I'm telling you, it was like at level of where my house is, like in the sky. We'd be freaking out for like 3 hours. We'd proba…
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Like as supernatural and crazy as that is, as an alien hovering over Sherman Oaks, I would still go through the steps of like, well, Gotta tweet this, gotta TikTok this. And then the crazy part is, is like, we'd get tired eventually and go to bed. It'd be lik…
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