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Why I May Get Deported -- DACA
They love NatureBox that much? You can get anywhere with it. So I greased everybody. I regressed the guy at Price is Right. I knew all the answers. They were like, but, you know, blueberry muffins, how much? $2.99. I knew him. I just had— I had it written on my arm. And anyways, long story short, I won like $72,000 on The Price is Right. And I feel like now people want to kill you. No, you know what you feel like to me?
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I paid a bunch of people off.
With what money? With a bunch of NatureBox snacks that I had.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Jason. Yeah.
They love NatureBox that much? You can get anywhere with it. So I greased everybody. I regressed the guy at Price is Right. I knew all the answers. They were like, but, you know, blueberry muffins, how much? $2.99. I knew him. I just had— I had it written on my arm. And anyways, long story short, I won like $72,000 on The Price is Right. And I feel like now people want to kill you. No, you know w…
Like a person that needs a lot of help. Like a lunatic. And like, I'm like a caretaker and I have to entertain you and go along with your stupid ass story. Like, that was like 3 minutes of me going, uh-huh, and then what?
I thought, I thought you'd believe me. I thought you really were on for the ride there.
No, I guess not. No, I'm not really along for the ride. I stand by it, guys. Jason just came out with new merch. Jason has been in a really good financial situation as of lately. I'm— what's that supposed to mean? I pulled that out of my ass.