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Why I May Get Deported -- DACA

Oh, Jesus Christ, Jason. Yeah.

September 7, 201735:11David
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Jason35:01
How did you blackmail your way on there?
David35:04
I paid a bunch of people off.
Jason35:07
With what money? With a bunch of NatureBox snacks that I had.
David35:11
Oh, Jesus Christ, Jason. Yeah.
Jason35:13
They love NatureBox that much? You can get anywhere with it. So I greased everybody. I regressed the guy at Price is Right. I knew all the answers. They were like, but, you know, blueberry muffins, how much? $2.99. I knew him. I just had— I had it written on…
David35:38
Like a person that needs a lot of help. Like a lunatic. And like, I'm like a caretaker and I have to entertain you and go along with your stupid ass story. Like, that was like 3 minutes of me going, uh-huh, and then what?
Jason35:53
I thought, I thought you'd believe me. I thought you really were on for the ride there.