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Why I May Get Deported -- DACA
With what money? With a bunch of NatureBox snacks that I had.
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I knew all the answers.
How did you blackmail your way on there?
I paid a bunch of people off.
With what money? With a bunch of NatureBox snacks that I had.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Jason. Yeah.
They love NatureBox that much? You can get anywhere with it. So I greased everybody. I regressed the guy at Price is Right. I knew all the answers. They were like, but, you know, blueberry muffins, how much? $2.99. I knew him. I just had— I had it written on…
Like a person that needs a lot of help. Like a lunatic. And like, I'm like a caretaker and I have to entertain you and go along with your stupid ass story. Like, that was like 3 minutes of me going, uh-huh, and then what?