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Why I May Get Deported -- DACA
Just buy my merch at fandrew.co/dobrik. And let us know if there's a— I'm gonna look, but if there's marches that you guys know about in LA, yeah, let us know. We'll come out and And you know, we'll shoot some stuff, it'll be fun, we'll bring the gang. I don't have too many causes, you know. I got David's DACA, I got my son's friend who's from Haiti, his orphanage. Oh nice. I give some cash every year to that. Really? And then I got my Gelson's Turkey Battle. What's the Gelson's Turkey Battle? Well, it's a battle I've been battling with my friend David for a while.
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David's merch sales skyrocketed, and so did the immigration reform.
We've never seen anything like it. No one really understands quite how and why large purchases of a social media influencer's merch— and get this—
would somehow strike Congress to keep DACA. And get this, David Dobrik merch is selling so well we might be defeating ISIS. My merch sales, guys, are the key to end everything, all our struggles.
Just buy my merch at fandrew.co/dobrik. And let us know if there's a— I'm gonna look, but if there's marches that you guys know about in LA, yeah, let us know. We'll come out and And you know, we'll shoot some stuff, it'll be fun, we'll bring the gang. I don't have too many causes, you know. I got David's DACA, I got my son's friend who's from Haiti, his orphanage. Oh nice. I give some cash every…
Me? That doesn't sound that serious. Okay.
All right, well, until you walk a mile in another man's shoes, shut the fuck up, I think is the phrase. Go ahead, what's wrong with your turkey from Gelson's? Well, I go to Gelson's and I like, I just know food better than these guys. I'm just better at food.…
Maple rosemary roasted turkey. Getting to the bottom line. Yeah, we should call, we should call our congressman. Justice for turkey. Justice for turkey. Forget, forget the 800,000 people that may be kicked out of the United States. I'm down.