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Who's the Real David Dobrik

Yeah, pay for a Ferrari. The Netflix came a couple months later, the brand new Ferrari. No, no, no, no. That's not the kind of stuff I pray for. I ask myself a good question. Would I rather have a billion— I asked myself a good question. Would I rather have a billion dollars or like a billion laughs? And like, one can't help the other. So like, you can't like make a billion people laugh and that can't help you get to the billion dollars. Do you know what I'm saying? The question isn't fully— billion dollars. Yeah. The question isn't fully thought out because like, obviously you should take the billion. That's stupid. Making everybody like really happy and joyous and like not even selflessly. I'm saying selfishly. Like, I love when I make somebody laugh. Like, for me, like, like when I give somebody a gift, I always— I've always considered it like a selfish thing because I love giving the gift. It's cool that they're getting it, but I love to be able to do that, being the one. Yeah. So like, would you rather— like, I'm talking to the wrong guy, huh? Would you rather have 10 grand or a billion laughs? I don't know.

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Jason36:39
Hey, can you help? Yeah, pray for me tonight.
David36:44
Yeah, man, start praying for you. Earthquake hits my house, lightning strikes, neighborhood lights on fire.
Jason36:50
Jason's trying to pay his mortgage.
David36:53
Yeah, pay for a Ferrari. The Netflix came a couple months later, the brand new Ferrari. No, no, no, no. That's not the kind of stuff I pray for. I ask myself a good question. Would I rather have a billion— I asked myself a good question. Would I rather have a billion dollars or like a billion laughs? And like, one can't help the other. So like, you can't like make a billion people laugh and that…
Jason37:50
I'll take the 10 grand.
David37:52
Yeah, no, I would take the billion dollars too over a billion laughs. It's a good question. No, I haven't fleshed out the question yet. I think in a couple podcasts I'll have it better.
Jason37:59
These are just like quick thoughts. Jason, so on a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is Ilya?