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Who's the Real David Dobrik

Go. Yeah, my problem is not that I'm paying $3 for the burger. My problem is I'm paying with an hour in the line. That's, that's the biggest thing. So if the card lets me skip the line, fuck yeah, I'm making that vlog anyway. Yeah, I don't know the real me. I hope to find out soon. Maybe I'll get hit by a fucking car. Well, the real me's an amputee now.

April 15, 202535:08David
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Jason35:03
You just want it delivered.
David35:05
Yeah, it's a 40-minute job. Got it.
Jason35:07
So you just have junk.
David35:08
Go. Yeah, my problem is not that I'm paying $3 for the burger. My problem is I'm paying with an hour in the line. That's, that's the biggest thing. So if the card lets me skip the line, fuck yeah, I'm making that vlog anyway. Yeah, I don't know the real me. I hope to find out soon. Maybe I'll get hit by a fucking car. Well, the real me's an amputee now.
Jason35:25
Oh, come on.
Ilya35:27
I think, I think also the people that are asking those types of questions, it's like misery loves company, right? They're like, there's got to be something bad in your— you know, like there's got to be something.
David35:34
But like, yeah, obviously like I'm fucking sad sad.