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I'm being serious on my phone while my baby was delivered.
No, hold on. I'm being serious. I understand. That the woman's part is the most difficult thing in all of existence to give birth. But as a husband, do I have to be there watching it, or can I be in the next room?
I think— I mean, I'd be there, but also at the same time, I feel like it's a very— like, when your wife's having a baby and like your child is coming out of your wife that you made together, like, it's a very— like, you're connected on like another deep level…
Really?
I feel like I'd look at my kid weird. Like, if I saw that, I'd be like, dude, you fucking tore up my wife. Like, you fucked up my wife coming out of there.
Your perception of childbirth Childbirth sounds like it came out of a cartoon.
I'll be there for childbirth. I just— I'll look— I'm gonna look away, obviously, right?