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Um, yeah. Okay. So anyway, yeah, I've got— you guys have sent me a lot of things. I'm gonna think about it. Don't worry. I also think a lot of people that like really like us, dude, every time like I would stress about like doing the vlogs, someone would always be like, Dave, you could just fucking take a piss and it would get a lot of views. This is like when we were making like, you know, when the views, when the videos were doing the best. Sure. And I was like, no, that's not fucking true. Like, I know it looks like that from the outside. Yeah, but there's like a method to it, right? Like, I can't just take a piss because no one will watch it. Well, you could probably make that funny, like, in, in, like, if you fraction it down. At the time we're getting so many views that, yeah, if I took a piss, like, it would still do well.

January 27, 20262:36David
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Natalie2:31
Yeah. All right, that's a pass.
Natalie2:33
Did Jason write that comment?
Natalie2:34
Hard no, hard no. We can take it.
David2:36
Um, yeah. Okay. So anyway, yeah, I've got— you guys have sent me a lot of things. I'm gonna think about it. Don't worry. I also think a lot of people that like really like us, dude, every time like I would stress about like doing the vlogs, someone would always be like, Dave, you could just fucking take a piss and it would get a lot of views. This is like when we were making like, you know, when…
Natalie3:15
But at one point I did feel like we could come up with almost anything and make it funny.
David3:20
No, 100%, you know.
Natalie3:21
So you did say to me, let's Ilya's gonna go take a piss out back. I would— my first instinct is like, yeah, hell yeah, that's amazing.