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What You Should Never Say To A Girl

I was joking. We were in line at a meet and greet and someone asked me that. They were like, they're like, so you and David are just so tight. You guys are so tight, right? You guys, you guys just like are like besties, like best friends. And I was like, no, no, not really.

December 7, 20185:52Jason
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David5:20
No, I just don't— I don't want you to listen to it because I didn't list your name. Oh yeah, and weird. And I was thinking about it and I was like, fuck, did I forget about him? And I was like, if I went back, would I mention his name? And then I was like, pr…
Jason5:40
If I ever— someone asked me who my best friend is, I wouldn't say you either, so That's— we're good.
David5:47
That's so weird because I think I saw literally someone ask who your best friend was and you said me like 2 days ago.
Jason5:52
I was joking. We were in line at a meet and greet and someone asked me that. They were like, they're like, so you and David are just so tight. You guys are so tight, right? You guys, you guys just like are like besties, like best friends. And I was like, no, no, not really.
David6:06
Oh, I remember that. I remember that there was somewhere else where you referred to me as your best— it's always so weird when you refer to me as your best friend. Like, I get it, like we are friends. I'm not like trying to put that down, but it, it's like, y…
Jason6:23
Yeah, I had an awful moment the other night being so much older than you guys. We were sitting at In-N-Out. I had the worst night the other night, the night I was like, oh yeah, awful to you and you're awful to me. But I did the topper on that night was sitti…
David6:57
Because you're too old and you'll have diarrhea.