What You Should Never Say To A Girl

I surprised her with a Mercedes. And I was in the Mercedes dealership and the total, I negotiated down, it was like a $56,000 car. I got it to $47,600. And that's what I shook the hand with the dealer and I was like, let's do it. And then I went to the back room to where the guys fill out all the paperwork and I'm like, listen, I have to get outta here. I have to go shoot. Can we make this paper real quick? And he's like, I got you, don't worry, I got you. I'm gonna give you all the good stuff. And I signed all this shit, I left, and I called the guy 'cause I'm like, I have to bring him a check 'cause I couldn't bring him a check that day 'cause then Natalie would've seen that I bought a car. So I called the guy and I'm like, how much do I owe you? And he goes, I just called the finance guy and he said $59,600. Upcharged me 10 grand. And I'm like, excuse me? And he's like, yeah, he's saying you bought all the warranties and all the special add-ons. To your car. And I went, I absolutely did not buy that. And I fucking called him and I'm like, what are you doing? Like, this looks so shitty on you. The guy that like sold me the car, Jordan, very sweet. But the other guy literally gypped me into buying all—