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What You Should Never Say To A Girl
I don't know what's going on with your editor and your assistant. That's pretty weird.
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When I was in my mind and I was ready to like let it go, I was like, I was like, oh, Jason's gonna love this one. I was like—
I was like, little did you know it ended the friendship. Um, no, but I heard you've been, uh, masturbating a lot lately. Jesus Christ, that's the word on the street.
Yeah, I was very frustrated yesterday and Joe and Natalie told me to go to my room and masturbate, and I was like, okay.
I don't know what's going on with your editor and your assistant. That's pretty weird.
They're really— they're keeping me on track, let's just say that. You're speaking of masturbating. The next segment is Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. I almost forgot to give him this. We give our friend Joe 25 seconds of the podcast in return for him to edit thes…
What's up, weenies? This is my new intro.
Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast only cost me $500.