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What You Should Never Say To A Girl

I was like, little did you know it ended the friendship. Um, no, but I heard you've been, uh, masturbating a lot lately. Jesus Christ, that's the word on the street.

December 7, 201834:06Jason
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David33:55
Oh really?
Jason33:56
But now that I heard it, it was very, very, very, very good.
David33:58
When I was in my mind and I was ready to like let it go, I was like, I was like, oh, Jason's gonna love this one. I was like—
Jason34:06
I was like, little did you know it ended the friendship. Um, no, but I heard you've been, uh, masturbating a lot lately. Jesus Christ, that's the word on the street.
David34:14
Yeah, I was very frustrated yesterday and Joe and Natalie told me to go to my room and masturbate, and I was like, okay.
Jason34:22
I don't know what's going on with your editor and your assistant. That's pretty weird.
David34:26
They're really— they're keeping me on track, let's just say that. You're speaking of masturbating. The next segment is Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. I almost forgot to give him this. We give our friend Joe 25 seconds of the podcast in return for him to edit thes…