What You Should Never Say To A Girl

He was really great, 'cause I left in the car with Tricia, and I was really bumming out. That's so funny. And then I got the text from David which said, hey, I'm really sorry if I hurt your feelings. I was just making jokes. I was just kidding. And that reall…

Um, wait, what was the butthurt?

Then I pulled them aside before that and I was like, come here. And I pulled them aside outside In-N-Out and I said it to Trisha. I was like, I'm mad at you and I'm mad at you. And Trisha and David just sat there like, so fucking what? And then, uh, like, yea…

Are you that— I thought you had your head up in your ass.

I mean, come on. I thought you were tired. I thought you were just tired, but you were actually like upset.

You got to learn how to read people, dog.