What You Should Never Say To A Girl

Because, oh, the thing! Oh, then we went to the thing! So she said the thing about the guy she fucked, which really put me down. And I was like, all right, come on, just get over it. And then we're walking through the art installation and there's an art insta…

Yeah.

Okay. Tell everybody, tell the kids, tell me what Plan B is. Plan B is something you take after you accidentally finish inside of— Yeah, after you have sex and maybe you didn't have a condom and you're like, I better go take the Plan B just in case. And she j…

So no, and she said to me, she was like, that's why you like her too though, let's be honest.

Like stuff like that you'll find in no other girl. That's what's the best about her. She's so fucking weirdly honest that it's fun. Okay, let me get, let me get, let me get to the, the, the— anyway, we got into a big argument and it was—

and it wasn't even a big argument.