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What You Should Never Say To A Girl
oh, oh, you know what we were talking about? What we were talking— okay, someone was like, Trisha was like I'd marry an inanimate object. There's a woman who married a bridge, and I'm like, oh, Jason and a bridge have something in common. They both like being walked on.
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The comment that got me, the comment that sent me over the fucking edge, I almost reached around in the Tesla and started choking you, but you were driving. But you have a self-driving car, so you'd be okay. When you said something about Jason being walked on…
I knew, I knew that.
Yeah, that one got me. I was like, I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. You know what, fuck this. I'm like, fuck this. I'm like, I am— because I was walked on in my marriage for 10 years. I'm like, I am not doing that anymore. And I was—
oh, oh, you know what we were talking about? What we were talking— okay, someone was like, Trisha was like I'd marry an inanimate object. There's a woman who married a bridge, and I'm like, oh, Jason and a bridge have something in common. They both like being walked on.
Shut up, Joe!
And you didn't laugh, and I'm like, oh fuck, that was mean. I shouldn't have said that.
I would have laughed at that if I wasn't so upset.