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What You Should Never Say To A Girl

I'm not gonna disagree with that. All right, let's start with this. We had a live show, and I already talked about this on the live show, but I wanna talk about it here. We have a parking lot attendant, his name is Nabil, and we took him the other day to college to get his first kiss. He's never kissed a girl, so it was very exciting. He's very foreign, so he has an accent, and he doesn't really know how to talk to girls. He moved to America like a year and a half ago or something. And we're in the car with him, and we're telling him how to talk to girls. And Jason's like, well, a lot of women like to be told that they look young. Like they like that. They like to be told that they're younger. And he's like, okay, okay. And then fast forward a little bit. He got his first kiss after like an hour and a half of talking to girls. And he's sitting in the car with the girl that he just kissed. And he looks at her. My camera's off and everyone's having their own conversation. So he just like kind of looks at her and he goes, how old are you? I'm not even looking back. I can just hear it like happening behind me. He goes, how old are you? And she goes, uh, she goes, I'm 20. And he goes, you don't look 20, you look 15, 16 maybe. And then all of us like stop our conversation and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nabil, that is not something you're supposed to say. And he goes, oh, it's not compliment? And I go, no, no, no, you'll go to fucking jail.

December 7, 20182:45David
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Jason2:42
I think it's because you're so cute.
David2:44
You know what?
Jason2:44
What?
David2:45
I'm not gonna disagree with that. All right, let's start with this. We had a live show, and I already talked about this on the live show, but I wanna talk about it here. We have a parking lot attendant, his name is Nabil, and we took him the other day to college to get his first kiss. He's never kissed a girl, so it was very exciting. He's very foreign, so he has an accent, and he doesn't really…
Jason4:10
You have a good amount of meat on your bones. I like your size. Bigger.
David4:18
Yeah, but that happened. Then he got his first kiss and he was very, very thrilled about that. He texted me that night when the vlog went up at like 4 AM because he was up waiting for it to post. So he texted me at 4 AM, he's like, I love you so much, that wa…
Jason4:37
Uh, just hanging out, doing, doing stuff, doing my thing.