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What You Should Never Say To A Girl

You could listen to David or you can listen to me, whichever you like. I'm just trying to cover our ass here.

December 7, 201822:59Jason
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David22:45
No, do it. You'll have diarrhea in the morning and it'll come out of you like lava, but you'll enjoy it because it'll be all the bad toxins leaving your body. I'm—
Jason22:52
Jason, I'm telling you, I honestly think drinking 24 bottles of water is unsafe.
David22:56
No, I don't care, because it— fucking do it. Everybody do it.
Jason22:59
You could listen to David or you can listen to me, whichever you like. I'm just trying to cover our ass here.
David23:04
Okay, okay, maybe it's not. Maybe it's That's not a good— don't drink too many, but water is definitely the best remedy. Speaking of best remedy, um, this isn't an ad, but, um, did you see that, um, Netflix— Netflix bought the rights to stream Friends for ano…
Jason23:23
For one year?
David23:24
That is insane. For one year they bought this show that hasn't aired in 14 years.