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What You Should Never Say To A Girl

No, do it. You'll have diarrhea in the morning and it'll come out of you like lava, but you'll enjoy it because it'll be all the bad toxins leaving your body. I'm—

December 7, 201822:45David
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Jason22:24
Did it help?
David22:25
Yeah, oh yeah, it's amazing. Dude, guys, I cannot recommend this more. If you are feeling sick, there is nothing that will help more. Before you go to bed, Down 4 bottles of water. Go to Ralph's, buy a 24-pack, and finish that entire 24-pack in the day. I'm t…
Jason22:43
don't drink 24 bottles of water, guys.
David22:45
No, do it. You'll have diarrhea in the morning and it'll come out of you like lava, but you'll enjoy it because it'll be all the bad toxins leaving your body. I'm—
Jason22:52
Jason, I'm telling you, I honestly think drinking 24 bottles of water is unsafe.
David22:56
No, I don't care, because it— fucking do it. Everybody do it.
Jason22:59
You could listen to David or you can listen to me, whichever you like. I'm just trying to cover our ass here.