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Yeah, oh yeah, it's amazing. Dude, guys, I cannot recommend this more. If you are feeling sick, there is nothing that will help more. Before you go to bed, Down 4 bottles of water. Go to Ralph's, buy a 24-pack, and finish that entire 24-pack in the day. I'm telling you, the next day you will feel so much better. And every time you go pee—

December 7, 201822:25David
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Jason22:18
Is this 'cause you were sick? You thought you'd have some garlic?
David22:20
Oh yeah, garlic's great for you when you're sick. So I had a bunch of it, and it just fucked—
Jason22:24
Did it help?
David22:25
Yeah, oh yeah, it's amazing. Dude, guys, I cannot recommend this more. If you are feeling sick, there is nothing that will help more. Before you go to bed, Down 4 bottles of water. Go to Ralph's, buy a 24-pack, and finish that entire 24-pack in the day. I'm telling you, the next day you will feel so much better. And every time you go pee—
Jason22:43
don't drink 24 bottles of water, guys.
David22:45
No, do it. You'll have diarrhea in the morning and it'll come out of you like lava, but you'll enjoy it because it'll be all the bad toxins leaving your body. I'm—
Jason22:52
Jason, I'm telling you, I honestly think drinking 24 bottles of water is unsafe.