What Happens When We Die

for when I lost my virginity? Yeah, I think it was like an hour and a half. Genuinely, it was probably like 45 minutes, but as a kid it feels like— 45 minutes as a kid feels like an hour and a half. But I remember I like went to go get condoms like 20 minutes…

Shut up.

Well, yeah, this is like— I couldn't— I mean, this is crazy. As a kid, I was like, I can't believe I've condoms in my hand. This is actually happening. My— I'm I'm fucking sweating bullets because I'm like, I'm nervous but horny, and I'm like making the crazi…

It was amazing. It was? Yes, it was incredible.

Like, you were— you lasted? I don't—

I don't— oh, it's good for you. No, dude, I— that last— I don't think I ever actually finished.