Moment View
What Happens When We Die
for when I lost my virginity? Yeah, I think it was like an hour and a half. Genuinely, it was probably like 45 minutes, but as a kid it feels like— 45 minutes as a kid feels like an hour and a half. But I remember I like went to go get condoms like 20 minutes out because I wanted to get it out of Vernon Hills, like out of the city I'm from. I was so fucking nervous. I was 17 at the time. And yeah, and I was just like a nervous wreck. And I went to— oh my God, this is too much information. But I remember checking out. It's my first time holding condoms ever in my hand. I just had a boner the entire time as I was giving him the cash.
46:17/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window
Context stack
Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
Oh, she said 2 months.
Oh, 2 months? How long do you drive? Yeah, you're totally fine.
How long do you drive to—
for when I lost my virginity? Yeah, I think it was like an hour and a half. Genuinely, it was probably like 45 minutes, but as a kid it feels like— 45 minutes as a kid feels like an hour and a half. But I remember I like went to go get condoms like 20 minutes out because I wanted to get it out of Vernon Hills, like out of the city I'm from. I was so fucking nervous. I was 17 at the time. And yeah…
Shut up.
Well, yeah, this is like— I couldn't— I mean, this is crazy. As a kid, I was like, I can't believe I've condoms in my hand. This is actually happening. My— I'm I'm fucking sweating bullets because I'm like, I'm nervous but horny, and I'm like making the crazi…
I can't imagine anyone's first time having sex being good.