Wedding Crashing in the Philippines

Well, regardless, yes, it's bad. I shouldn't do it, but I do it. I pee outside. I look out at the view. The view's beautiful, especially at night. The moon is usually always in the same place because we watch movies around 11, and like I can clock where we are with the movie, where the moon is when I go outside to pee. And I pee a lot. I have a weird bladder, tiny bladder. So I'm like out there like 3 or 4 times during a movie. And it's just a short distance and it's just great. I'm just like literally looking. I'm getting a breeze as I'm peeing. It just feels good. Anyway, yesterday I was peeing and I was looking out. I was like, I think there's something fucking flying at us. And I was like, guys, guys, guys, stop the movie, please stop we were saying, I was like, I think there's something in the sky. And then John's like, well, let me look this up. And John Googled it or whatever. He went on the SpaceX app and it was a rocket launch that I caught like perfectly at the beginning of it taking off. It was incredible. And I'm like, guys, I do this because it was like burning in the sky. I was like, this must be a rocket. And then John came out and he's like, where's the rocket? I'm like, it's right there, you fucking dumbass. And he couldn't see it. And I'm like, it's over here. And I was like, just walk over here. And he's like, ah, there it is. And he's looking at it. And as he's looking at it, I look down, I'm like, Sean, you're standing in my piss.