Wedding Crashing in the Philippines

Trust me, when you get there, you'll be like, ah, that's David Dobrik.

I'm so excited to go. John's been my hometown friend, and just to see fucking a bunch of people like him is going to be a blast. Did Theo Von say this, or did I say this, that if aliens landed—

I think he said it, but you've also said it.

You guys share the same sentiment about Filipino people.

I—

okay, I think Theo said it, but like, I completely stand by this. But if aliens were to land and we'd have to send them any kind of human, yeah, you send them a Filipino woman. Oh yeah, like a motherly Filipino. Sure. Like, I don't think there is a better qua…