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Wedding Crashing in the Philippines
Like, we could have— crazy. My car was still running outside. They haven't moved the car from valet. It was still sitting there. The valet guy looked at Taylor because Taylor was the first one to go to the car, and he was like, you're not eating? Because it was that quick. It was that— it was quick. No, it made no sense. We could not believe what happened. We were like, we were shocked. The entire car ride home, we were just listing things that have been faster than that dinner. I mean, it was insane. I genuinely, I was saying, I think the people sitting all around us probably felt a gush of air just hit them. That's all they probably felt. And they just saw a plate of food enter and disappear and just carcasses of fish.
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Wow, but you eat so fast.
No, John, I was with John Taylor and Julia. Everyone ate. It was like the perfect timing. I don't know, we have theories that it was because we were dressed bad. Yeah. Or she was just being really nice, or we just like— with the whole restaurant hit flow stat…
I mean, it was crazy.
Like, we could have— crazy. My car was still running outside. They haven't moved the car from valet. It was still sitting there. The valet guy looked at Taylor because Taylor was the first one to go to the car, and he was like, you're not eating? Because it was that quick. It was that— it was quick. No, it made no sense. We could not believe what happened. We were like, we were shocked. The entir…
From the time you ordered and the food came out, were you like shocked at how fast the food came out?
Shocked. I asked for the Wi-Fi password. Yeah, I don't want to spoil it, but it's a short one. It's 4 fucking letters. Also very easy. Everything was really easy. I was loading up more TVs on my Best Buy app because I was trying to see if I could find a TV at…
Wow.