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We Need to Raise $500,000
He's living the life, man. Some girls came to the door the other day, you know, to bring you cake for your million billion views or whatever you got. And I didn't answer the door because I didn't want to talk to anybody. And you could just hear them there like, is David here? He's like, no, David's not here right now. He's like, is Scott here? Like, no, no, not here right now. And they're like, and then there's like a beat and then they go, can we take a picture with you? And then Jake goes, oh, I don't see why not.
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I still think that. And he's in the next room right now, probably listening to this like, fuck, they found out.
He's gonna glass up to the door.
There's a very good chance that Jake's gonna sneak into our home one day and just stab all of us. But we're totally for it because it was Jason's fault.
He's living the life, man. Some girls came to the door the other day, you know, to bring you cake for your million billion views or whatever you got. And I didn't answer the door because I didn't want to talk to anybody. And you could just hear them there like, is David here? He's like, no, David's not here right now. He's like, is Scott here? Like, no, no, not here right now. And they're like, a…
Jake is your stand-in now? You go to meet-and-greets and you have Jake meet people instead of you. You make him learn how to sign things in your autograph. Yeah, I mean, I, I'm completely envious of the fact that you did get an intern. I think it's ridiculous…
Well, then let's pay him.
I don't want to pay him.