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We Need to Raise $500,000

No, let me tell a good story. One time, I needed help with my vlog, and I FaceTimed him. I'm at my house, and I show him my vlog, and it's 4 minutes long. I show him all of it, and he sits there through the FaceTime, watches it. I'm like, "Thank you." I hang up, and then he calls me back in 20 seconds, and I pick up the phone, and I go, "What?" And like, I'm with a friend, and he laughs because he obviously knows what's going on, because I just bothered Jason for like literally 6 minutes. And then Jason, Jason whatever, asked me his question and then hangs up. And then the next day Jason comes up to me and goes, you were a douchebag. And I'm like, dude, it was a joke. And like, these kinds of things Jason misses all the time, and I think it's the funniest thing.

June 22, 201737:18David
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Jason37:14
I do miss a lot of jokes.
David37:15
Misses a lot of jokes.
Jason37:16
I take take things seriously. Like, one time, Liza, I think—
David37:18
No, let me tell a good story. One time, I needed help with my vlog, and I FaceTimed him. I'm at my house, and I show him my vlog, and it's 4 minutes long. I show him all of it, and he sits there through the FaceTime, watches it. I'm like, "Thank you." I hang up, and then he calls me back in 20 seconds, and I pick up the phone, and I go, "What?" And like, I'm with a friend, and he laughs because h…
Jason38:04
You know what's even funnier? As I was walking up to your house, I was trying to think of something to talk to you about, and I was like, oh, I'll bring up how he— I helped him with his vlog for 6 minutes, and then I asked him one question and he snapped at m…
David38:21
I know.
Jason38:21
And you thought I was doing a bit and I was confused.