We Need to Raise $500,000

Then we sat down with the one and only John Stamos.

Just sat there with him, just casually.

I was like right across from him. We started talking about dating. I was asking him— his girl— his girlfriend was there, who's— mamma mia, Maroon, oh my God, maybe one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. In like a— and she was like beautiful but also…

That's not true. I wasn't hitting on her. I was being— look, I was being the life of the party.

I didn't tell you this, but John actually came up to me—

shut up—