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We Apologize for Being Idiots

Every time I shower, I'm telling you this right now, every time I shower, every time I go back into my head to like, to like, you know, wash it, yeah, 5 pieces of hair are on my hand.

January 11, 20196:25David
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Jason6:19
You're pretty—
David6:20
I don't know how the fuck your hair manages to stay in your head.
Jason6:24
That I got lucky.
David6:25
Every time I shower, I'm telling you this right now, every time I shower, every time I go back into my head to like, to like, you know, wash it, yeah, 5 pieces of hair are on my hand.
Jason6:37
That's stress. I don't think— I don't think it means you're losing your hair.
David6:41
What does it mean?
Jason6:42
Because it happens so much that by now I've been monitoring your hairline since I knew you. Yeah, and it hasn't—