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We Apologize for Being Idiots

That is insane. First of all, I think it's disgusting. I have this weird thing where I can't eat— this is, this is serious, I'm not just making a joke— I can't eat and watch attractive people. Like, if I'm like— I always have to turn something on the television.

January 11, 20195:48David
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Jason5:37
Paris's first nude restaurant?
David5:39
Paris had a nude restaurant. That's an interesting story. Like, it will serve its last naked meal on February 16th.
Jason5:47
Let's go!
David5:48
That is insane. First of all, I think it's disgusting. I have this weird thing where I can't eat— this is, this is serious, I'm not just making a joke— I can't eat and watch attractive people. Like, if I'm like— I always have to turn something on the television.
Jason6:02
Yeah.
David6:03
And it can't be an attractive person.
Jason6:06
Uh, you eat around me all the time.