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We Apologize for Being Idiots

I just want to come in and straight up right now and thank us.

January 11, 201929:52David
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Jason29:11
Put the sandwich— eat the sandwich while you're having sex?
David29:13
The only sandwich I bring into the bedroom is this footlong. Fuckin' shit. Jason looked at me like, "I don't like that. I don't like that at all." Okay, Joe, why are you asking us that stupid question? You know what, fuck it. Joe, I'm gonna give you time to e…
Jason29:50
What's up, weenies? I have—
David29:52
I just want to come in and straight up right now and thank us.
Jason29:55
No, I don't have anything prepared for today, and normally I come in— when do you ever have anything prepared? I always come in prepared. You did some visual gag one week. Yeah, that was hilarious. And then I did the smelling gag, and before you know it, who…
David30:11
Dude, you're— you fucking suck, Joe. That's all the time. No, the worst is— the worst part is, is that he sits around like 4 hours prior to these waiting for us to do it, because it takes me a while to get like the podcast started.
Jason30:23
Sure.