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We Apologize for Being Idiots
The only sandwich I bring into the bedroom is this footlong. Fuckin' shit. Jason looked at me like, "I don't like that. I don't like that at all." Okay, Joe, why are you asking us that stupid question? You know what, fuck it. Joe, I'm gonna give you time to explain because this next segment is called the Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. It's where our friend Joe, who edits our podcast, gets 25 seconds on our podcast instead of us paying him to edit our videos. And on 3. 1, 2, 3.
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I tried to say nipples.
Oh no, he means sandwich. Have you ever brought a sandwich into your bed sexually?
Put the sandwich— eat the sandwich while you're having sex?
The only sandwich I bring into the bedroom is this footlong. Fuckin' shit. Jason looked at me like, "I don't like that. I don't like that at all." Okay, Joe, why are you asking us that stupid question? You know what, fuck it. Joe, I'm gonna give you time to explain because this next segment is called the Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. It's where our friend Joe, who edits our podcast, gets 25 seconds…
What's up, weenies? I have—
I just want to come in and straight up right now and thank us.
No, I don't have anything prepared for today, and normally I come in— when do you ever have anything prepared? I always come in prepared. You did some visual gag one week. Yeah, that was hilarious. And then I did the smelling gag, and before you know it, who…