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We Apologize for Being Idiots
It's such a funny question because it's like, it's so simple but it's also so difficult to explain. Like, it's like, yeah, because it's so easy to do, it's so hard to explain. It's like, what do you mean? Just Google Flights. Like, go on Google and type in flight to New York and then click buy. Yeah, put your credit card in and then it's yours.
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Yeah, he just texted me. He's like, how do I— I want to go to New York, how do I book a flight?
Yeah.
And I was like, go online and go to an airplane company.
It's such a funny question because it's like, it's so simple but it's also so difficult to explain. Like, it's like, yeah, because it's so easy to do, it's so hard to explain. It's like, what do you mean? Just Google Flights. Like, go on Google and type in flight to New York and then click buy. Yeah, put your credit card in and then it's yours.
I don't know.
That's so funny. I wanted to fuck with him and I wanted— I wanted— I don't know how I would do this, but next time he goes to the airport by himself, I want the people at TSA to go, hi Brandon, or like, welcome to United. Do you have your Apache? Like, I want…
What the fuck? Oh, shit. Yeah, let me— I have one. Let me run my Apache down to you. I could be there in 20 minutes.