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We Apologize for Being Idiots

And I was like, go online and go to an airplane company.

January 11, 201921:52Jason
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David21:11
no, it was, it was We— the hotel gives you a key to access your room, right? And then we were leaving because we have to catch our flight. So he's in the car with us, we're 20 minutes to the airport, and then you'll, you'll hear him go, oh, fuck! And then we'…
Jason21:47
Yeah, he just texted me. He's like, how do I— I want to go to New York, how do I book a flight?
David21:51
Yeah.
Jason21:52
And I was like, go online and go to an airplane company.
David21:58
It's such a funny question because it's like, it's so simple but it's also so difficult to explain. Like, it's like, yeah, because it's so easy to do, it's so hard to explain. It's like, what do you mean? Just Google Flights. Like, go on Google and type in fl…
Jason22:19
I don't know.
David22:20
That's so funny. I wanted to fuck with him and I wanted— I wanted— I don't know how I would do this, but next time he goes to the airport by himself, I want the people at TSA to go, hi Brandon, or like, welcome to United. Do you have your Apache? Like, I want…