We Apologize for Being Idiots

I forgot. She really— she's gonna kill you for that joke. Yeah, she's, um, she really needed to pee the other day, and so we went to our friend Jonah's house, and we got to the house and she didn't want to use their first bathroom because someone just had pooped in it. So she was like, I don't want to go there because someone just pooped and the seat's probably all warm and it probably smells like poop. So I'm like, okay, So I'm gonna go ask the mom if Trisha can use the parents' bathroom. And I ask the mom, I'm like, "Can Trisha use your bathroom?" And she's like, "Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, it's okay." And I think she misheard me. So Trisha goes to the bathroom and she runs out screaming. And she's like, "I just walked in on her husband taking a shit." And she starts fucking sobbing in the back of my Tesla, crying 'cause she's so stressed out. And we're all like, Trisha, it's fine, it's fine, calm down. She's like, please drive me somewhere else, please drive me somewhere else. She's fucking like losing her mind about this. And I'm like, what did you see? Was he masturbating? And turns out he was just sitting there on his phone, but she was so scarred by it. She's so scared of poop. What is that?