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We Apologize for Being Idiots
No, no, but actually, please do not show up to any of our houses. I don't know why people do it. I don't know why people do it, because they hear me say this. There's someone listening to this right now that will show up to my house. Yeah. And it's like, and it's the worst because they always show up to my house and they go, I know, I know you hate this. I know you don't want this, but I'm from out of town. I'm like, I know, so why are you here? Do not do this.
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They're good kids, guys.
If you hear noises in the background, it's because I'm adding a new security system to my house because there are still some kids that like to show up to my fucking house. It blows my mind. And I have, I have installed dart guns, so the second you step on my…
And these, these balls, guys, they've gotten really low. I barely even have to squat anymore, so just, just be ready. My balls are so low right now.
No, no, but actually, please do not show up to any of our houses. I don't know why people do it. I don't know why people do it, because they hear me say this. There's someone listening to this right now that will show up to my house. Yeah. And it's like, and it's the worst because they always show up to my house and they go, I know, I know you hate this. I know you don't want this, but I'm from o…
Yeah.
Like, what? It's just like, I can't do that. You know how fucking terrifying it is when someone shows up to my house at 1 AM? And, and it is and they're knocking on my door. Like, that's the worst. It's so terrifying.
Did that happen at 1 AM?